FAKE PUNK / ART PUNK ET AL

You cannot dance to this, you cannot pronounce the bandname, you dont know what the feck the album title means and the song titles are funny too…. yes, we are diving into fake punk / art punk. FEEL IT RECORDS from USA is releasing the LP of QLOWSKI called QUALE FUTURO?, along with MAPLE DEATH RECORDS from the EX-EU country UK. Maybe I am too old for this or I am not educated enough, but listen for yourselves:

But thats not enough! Read the press text to another new FEEL IT RECORDS release:

“Somewhere in the elastic universe of speculative ontology a troupe of well-mannered Euros saw the June 1st, 1974 concert in London, took this sole germ back to the serene Swiss Alps (birthplace of LSD) and fecundated it with honesty – like some lifelong lysergic therapy session – until they emerged saturated with colors no one knows the name of, dripping of colors that sound like motions known solely to them. And now they’ve invited the rest of the world to hear. Upon first listen I was reminded of how exciting those Jeffrey Novak solo albums were – delicate pop music accessible to us, uh… malcontents. Providing the mids between Eno’s highs and Ayers’ lows, it’s a stunning display of both art and artisanship, and like a kid who aces his test without studying, it seamlessly incorporates the crisp aural aesthetic of Chrome and layered nonchalance of Velvet Underground without stepping into the gated communities of those bands’ wannabees. Echoes of Morton, Cale, Barrett… a madcap laughing, white heat from warm jets in the eyeball of hell… And yet, it sounds only like Leopardo. Make sure you listen to it seven times in a row like I did.” -Brandon Gaffney

Did you really read all of it? Come on! Be honest! The band is called LEOPARDO and they are from Switzerland, and again, listen for yourself, this is pretty decent jangle pop reminding me of JAILL that would have been a BURGER RECORDS thing if they wouldnt have struggled with that “problem” last year…